Our favourite sheepy jokes (answers at the bottom of this page).


What do you call a sheep that is always quiet?

What’s a sheep’s favourite fruit?

Where did the sheep get a hair cut?


Do you have some good jokes? Send them to us at info@susansfarm.co.uk and we'll post the best ones on Facebook.

Arty activities for all ages. Send us a picture of your drawing or picture for our gallery. You can post it to us at Susan's Farm, or scan/photograph it and email to info@susansfarm.co.uk .

How to draw a cute sheep.pdf
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How to draw a realistic sheep.pdf
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Colour in Abstract Sheep.png
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Why not design a woollen jumper, hat, or rug? Send us your designs to info@susansfarm.co.uk.

Design a British wool product.pdf
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Sheep Information sheets- do ewe know your hoggets from your weaners?

Did ewe know you tell how old a sheep is by the number of teeth in its lower jaw?

Find out some fascinating sheep facts here.

How old is a sheep.pdf
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Sheep breeds factsheet.pdf
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Our joke answers:

A shhhheep!


At the baa-baa shop.